ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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