Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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