Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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