somebody snuck up and got me drunk
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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