If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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