Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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