Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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