There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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