Where are you?
In a non slutty way
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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