girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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