Define "chronic" masturbator.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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