playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia