Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?

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(865): View more from Tennessee

we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.

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(916): View more from California

He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.

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(415): View more from California

She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.

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(518): View more from New York

I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm hungry

(1-215): View more from Pennsylvania

Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex

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(858): View more from California

WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.

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You're High aren't you?

(858): View more from California

Sooooo high

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(647): View more from Ontario

Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."

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(805): View more from California

he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died

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