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(303): View more from Colorado

if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?

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(504): View more from Louisiana

She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.

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(941): View more from Florida

thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.

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(647): View more from Ontario

She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.

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(208): View more from Idaho

The cops high fived after they tackled you

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