end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died