Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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