the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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