is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
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He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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