So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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