The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
