I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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