Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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