This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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