ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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