I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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