NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
no you cant smoke seaweed
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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