Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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