he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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