But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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