I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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