i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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