She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Come see our sink grown plant.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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