his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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