these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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