I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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