how can u be prego again
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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