What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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