laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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