I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Boobs speak an international language.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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