I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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