Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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