You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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