I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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