he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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