ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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