Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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