i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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