Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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