do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
God I need to hump something, right now.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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