if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
So squirting runs in the family.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME