So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.