What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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