WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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