i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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