Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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