He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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