well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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