marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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