I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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