Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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